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Weeds · Season 1, Episode 5

Guidance Counselor and Shane in “Lude Awakening”

Guidance Counselor

(Reading Shane's poetry/rap) My name is Shane/I bring the pain/ Up from the streets of Agrestic/Bitch, you don't wanna sweat this/I cap any motherfucker/You don't wanna test this/Be-

Shane

"Be-otch." I got rage in me. This is my way of venting.

Guidance Counselor

Well, you made a lot of people around this school very nervous.

Shane

Yeah? That's because they're a bunch of bitch ass white boys.

Guidance Counselor

I hate to break this to you, but you're also a bitch ass white boy.

Shane

Whatever, I don't care.

Guidance Counselor

I think you do care. A great deal.

Shane

Yeah, about what?

Guidance Counselor

You want approval from your peer group and when you don't get it, when they call you weirdo or Strange Botwin, then you wanna lash out. In this case, through your rap.

Shane

Yeah, that's it. I just wanna fit in. Can I go now?

Guidance Counselor

Shane you're here, because there's some concern that you might act on these emotions.

Shane

I'm not gonna cap any motherfuckers.

Guidance Counselor

How do I know that?

Shane

‘Cause my therapist says I'm just acting out because my dad's dead.

Guidance Counselor

You may go.

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