BGBaby Grizzly
Wonder what that was about.
BPBaby Panda
[gulps] Maybe he's gonna kick us to the street! I saw him do it to those hamsters last week! I don't want to go back out there, Grizz! It's cold and full of outdoor allergens!
[Baby Panda runs away crying as Baby Grizzly and Baby Ice Bear stops eating dog food]
BGBaby Grizzly
Hey, don't worry so much, Panpan. We're gonna figure out how to get adopted, and then we'll be chillin' in our forever homes.
BGBaby Grizzly
Of course! you just gonna keep your eyes on the prize. That’s why we have our vision wall.
[The vision wall is a wall with lots of posters taped over it. Baby Grizzly points to a picture of a skateboarder]
BGBaby Grizzly
My future owner is gonna be a radical dude who likes long naps on the beach and stuffed crust pizzas!
BPBaby Panda
[points to a picture of a hot supermodel] My future owner loves fresh laundry smell and chilling ice-cream sundaes.
BGBaby Grizzly
What about you, buddy?
[Baby Ice Bear walks to the vision wall and puts up a poster showing two guys wrestling]
BIBaby Ice Bear
That's cool, buddy. You do you.
[Suddenly, the lights turn off]
BGBaby Grizzly
Alright, guys. Time to call it a night. Bedtime stack, just like we practiced.
[The baby bears go into the bedtime stack and sleep... well, at least try to sleep. The other animals are still making noises]
BPBaby Panda
Uh! Shhh... quiet!!
BGBaby Grizzly
Dude, we need to get adopted soon...
[Ice Bear and Chloe went to the book store]
Oh, this store's cute. Want to go in here?
Ice Bear has already read these.
[Ice Bear and Chloe went to "Freez-E Fridge"]
Um, you want to look at, uh, fridges? You like those, right?
Ice Bear already has fridge.
[Ice Bear and Chloe went to "Mikey Bikey"]
How about bikes? Wheels and stuff?
Ice Bear is his own wheels.
[At the manager's office, The Cupcake Shop Proprietor talks on the phone]
CSCupcake Shop Proprietor
Yes, uh-huh, all the customers have been given gift cards and an apology. Yes, sir. [the Bears sitting on chairs] Okay, yes, I'll let them know. Okay. [puts down the phone]
So, um, when do we get our money checks?
[Ice Bear smiles. The Cupcake Shop Proprietor puts on his hat and walks away and opens the door]
CSCupcake Shop Proprietor
[angilly to the Bears] By the way, you're fired! [slams the door and leaves]
Ugh, I guess we can't fix our laptop yet.
Man, I don't want to get another job.
[Grizzly and Little Bear arrives at the cave]
LBLittle Bear
All righty, here we are! The perfect den!
Oh!, awesome! This is great! I feel totally ready to sleep now! [He runs around the cave] So... where's the end part?
LBLittle Bear
End part? What end part?
You know, the part where I wake up and my bros are there and they're really happy to see me, and I'm happy to see them, even if we fight sometimes, but it's still great. And we party ... with little hats?
LBLittle Bear
Mmm, I don't know about that. This is the last page. No parties here! Just good old fashioned sleeping for good old-fashioned grizzlies.
What? All right, this can't be it! What happens when I wake up? Oof! I have to see.
[Grizzly and Little Bear enters the last page where everything is nothing but blank white]
Huh? It's just blank. My brothers aren't here... what does it mean?
LBLittle Bear
Who cares! You don't need them. You've got so much other stuff ... food, a comfy den.
If my brothers aren't here when I wake up, I don't want to go to sleep at all! I have to go back! [flees away as he heads back home]
LBLittle Bear
Hmm? What? Go back?
[Grizzly lands on the snow]
LBLittle Bear
Grizzly, where do you think you're going?
[Grizzly runs around the four seasons]
LBLittle Bear
You can't go back! Your brothers are going to laugh at you!
[Grizzly opens the cupcake holder and the picnic basket]
LBLittle Bear
They probably don't even want you back!
That's not true! [lands on the ground] I love my bros! I'd never leave them for good! Bros? [finds Little Bear]
LBLittle Bear
Five months is a long time, man!
LBLittle Bear #2 and Little Bear #3
Do you really think they'll stick around?
Bros?! Which one are you? [finds another Little Bear]
LBLittle Bear #4
Don't you want to be special!
LBLittle Bear Clones
[all speaking at once]
LBLittle Bear #5
Don't you want to be better than your brothers?
LBLittle Bear
Don't you want to be special?
[The "Good Night Grizzly" book closes]
Okay, you know what, Charlie? I was trying to be nice, but you've become a huge ball hog. It's not fun playing with you. Honestly, we'd rather lose playing with Panda than win playing with you.
[feeling his arm] Yeah. Wait, what?
But I'm one of the bears.
Sorry, you're off the team, man.
Off the team?! Ha! I am the team. And if you bears can't appreciate my talent, then I'll find somebody who does. You can keep your costume of lies! [takes off the bear costume] Huh, I'm leaving! [leaves the cave]
[sighs] I don't know, guys. Was I too hard on him?
No, man. He was being a dingle.
Ice Bear thinks you did the right thing.
Don't worry. Charlie isn't the type of guy to hold a grudge. This'll blow over by tomorrow.
[In Panda's room]
That text couldn't be for me. I mean, it just doesn't make sense. But maybe she does really want to go on a date. Eh, maybe if I give her one little text back. [tries to text back] No! I shouldn't!
[The cellphone suddenly rings]
Huh? "So, our date? Let me know if you can ASAP. If you can't, I'll make other plans..." [stares at the phone] Our date? Our date! [laughs for joy] I can't believe it! A date! [stops laughing] Oh, wait! Wha-What do you write back? [grabs the phone] Uh, okay. I got to write the perfect response...
[Panda types on the phone as the message says "Heck yo, BB"]
Um... No, not classy enough. Something playful, maybe...
[as Panda types down "Oh May I count the.." The phone's battery suddenly dies down]
No! The phone's dead! The phone's dead! I need a charger! I need a charger quick! [gets his charger but it's not fitting] No! It's not fitting!
[In Grizzly's room, Grizzly is sitting on his bed, staring hesitantly at the plate. He picks up the fish and puppets it]
GAGrizzly as the fish, unenthusiastic
Yo Grizz, are you ready to party.
[Grizzly eats the fish then slaps his forehead]
Oh man, this is tough. I gotta stop thinking about other foods. [opens his laptop] I'll just watch cat videos or something. [opens a cat video. An advertisement for Emma's Diner pops up on the screen, displaying a plate of bacon and eggs] Ugh, stupid ads, this is not what I need right now!
[A face appears on the egg]
EEgg
Why not, Grizz? Don't you love me anymore?
[Grizzly stares at the screen wide-eyed. Another advertisement to "Eat Bananas!" pops up]
BBanana
Yeah Grizz, why you gotta hate bro?
[An ad for "Burgers Fries and Beyond" pops up]
BBurger
Don't leave me, Grizz!
[The foods walk out of Grizzly's laptop screen]
EEgg
All we wanna do is make you happy.
BBanana
Because we're delicious!
[The burger sputters and a bit of lettuce falls out of its mouth]
Oh you guys, I miss you too! This isn't forever, we will be together in 21 days.
I promise! [hugs the foods]
[In Grizzly's room, Panda cleans up the mess]
Gross. [picks up a pizza box] Uber gross. [picks up a baseball mitt and apple core] Yuck! [throws the trash into the closet] Whew. [sees something else besides garbage] What? [founds a DVD disc that reads "Crowbar Jones: the Reckoning"] Huh. Mm. "Crowbar Jones: the Reckoning".
[Panda puts the DVD disc into the DVD player and the movie begins with Grizzly wearing a grey wing, sunglasses and bowtie because he's playing Crowbar Jones]
NNarrator
He's the master of every martial art known to man.
[Grizzly as Crowbar Jones throws the stick and rolls backwards]
NNarrator
He is skilled in the art of stealth. He punched a guy so hard once, he sent him to space! He is... Crowbar Jones!
[chuckles] This is so bad, it's good.
Got to find a way to get out of here. Oh, no ... robot snakes! [also know as socks with googly eyes] They're everywhere. [calls out to his sidekick] I'm gonna need you to break the metal door, Pando. [Another bear wears a black and white stripped turtleneck and glasses] Pando!
[turns out, it's Grizzly who also plays Crowbar Jones's trusty sidekick, Pando; to Crowbar Jones in a nasally high-pitched voice] What? What happened? What'd I do?
[uses his phone] Don't worry, I'll open the metal door with my laser app! Oh, no!
What's wrong, Pando? [grunts] Is the laser not working?
Worse! My internet girlfriend just broke up with me. Life is meaningless. [takes a picture of himself]
[about Pando] Is that supposed to be me? I'm not that whiny.
I found a sledgehammer. I'll get us out of here. [the hammer hits Grizzly as Pando] Ouch! My face.
Don't worry. I'll break the door! [hits the door] Hyah!
GGrizzly
[holding a sign that says "Pow!"] Pow.
[the door is now open] Come on, Pando. We got to save the world before it blows up.
[on the floor whining and unwilling to move] This hurts a lot, but not as much as a broken heart! [Grizzly as Pando begins to cry as Panda becomes really grumpy]
Come on, Pando! We got to stop them before they blow up the world.
We will stop them, [heads to the restroom] but I got to go to the bathroom. Don't worry, it won't take too long.
[Grizzly throws January, February and March on to the floor and shows April to the audience.]
[exits the bathroom sighing] Much better. Now let's get those evil doers. Crowbar Jones?
[outside the cave, with puffier white hair and puffy beard and in an elderly voice] Oh, Pando. It's been 40 years since I last saw you... [Panda pauses the movie]
Oh, that's it! That is not me! I'll show him. [takes the DVD disc out of the DVD player] Grizz!
[Grizzly, Panda and Darrell arrive at the Teppan Yaki restaurant where Ice Bear works. A chef is welcoming them]
CChef
Hai, irasshaimase! ("Yes, welcome!") This way, please. Douzo, douzo. ("Here you go, here you go.") [all three sit down in front of Ice Bear the "chef"]
[pan left slowly to see Panda and Grizz looking suspiciously and Darrell looking at the menu]
DDarrell
Psst, hey, what's good here? I've never had Asian food before.
[beat] How may Ice Bear help you?
Hmm. How can this guy help us, Pan-Pan?
Maybe he could help us by cooking some dinner for us!
But wait, Panda, we don't need someone to cook for us... for we have our new brother, who happens to be an amazing cook! [To Darrell] Right, brother Darrell?
DDarrell
[laughs] Why did they name this beef after a basketball player?
Kobe beef not named after basketball player.
[embarrassed for a while then laughs] Ah, your jokes are the best, brother Darrell!
[So does Panda. Ice Bear doesn't react much]
Okay, I'll get the best you can offer.
DDarrell
I'll take the grilled chicken, please.
[Ice Bear doesn't say anything except performs his great skills of cooking the three's requests and presents the dishes in front of them]
DDarrell
Mmm... this looks delicious!
[The two other bears taste the food and get really amazed]
GPGrizzly and Panda
So good! [continue eating]
DDarrell
You guys really love the food here, don't ya?
[to Panda] Psst. Say something.
Oh, yeah, okay. [clears his throat] So... when are you gonna quit this silly job?
[Ice Bear pauses]
[calls out to the chef] Chekku onegaishimasu. ("Check, please.")
Hey, what did you just say?
CChef
Hai, douzo! ("Yes, here you go!") [puts check down to them]
Are you really gonna make us pay?
You're our brother! You can't abandon us like this!
DDarrell
Oh, wow, I didn't know this was your brother! Nice to meet ya!
CChef
[curious] Kuma-kun, do you know these gentlemen?
[Ice Bear shakes his head to disagree]
[gasps] How can you do this to us?!
CChef
Imata!! ("Right now!!")
[Panda leaves quickly, Grizzly breaks up a pair of chopsticks to show his anger]
DDarrell
Nice meeting ya!
[Ice Bear calmly watches them leave the stall]
[At the phone store, Panda brings one last broken phone to the desk]
Is there a way to get these fixed?
SSaleswomen
Well, we can repair the cracked screens, but this? We can't fix this. I'm sorry.
Oh, that's fine. I really don't deserve a phone anymore. I'm really sorry about this, guys. I'll be outside.
[Panda cries as he leaves the phone store. Grizzly and Ice Bear look at each other. The scene cut to Panda who is upset for stealing his brothers' phones]
I'm a bad person. [sniffs]
Hey Panda, Check out what we got. [holds Panda's phone]
We traded ours into your old one. We know your phone means a lot for You Pan-Pan, And we don't need our own.
Ice Bear prefers to be off grid.
I promise, from now on, I will always share whenever you want. [Ice Bear stops walking and saw the white dog] Thank you so much, guys. I don't deserve such a great fam... [Ice Bear runs to get Panda's phone] Whoa. O-O-Okay. You need that?
[Ice Bear takes a picture of the white dog and runs after Grizzly and Panda]
[The Bears arrives at "Boba-Rama"]
Oo, hoo-hoo! Another new Boba place! Let's check it out.
[A salesman came outside to stop the Bears from coming into Boba-Rama]
SSalesman
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it, hold it! Where do you think you're going?
SSalesman
Nuh-uh ... no naked people allowed ... new policy.
[The sign reads "No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service"]
SSalesman
Not my problem. Get some clothes or get lost.
[The Bears sadly leave "Boba-Rama"]
[Young Grizzly and Young Panda collects all the fruit]
YGYoung Grizzly and Young Panda
Yeah! Whoo!
[The coconut falls out of the fruit basket. Young Ice Bear follows to the coconut as it went into the bushes, Young Ice Bear rolls into the bushes and founds the coconut and an emergency crate. He looks surprised]
Hey, what's the hold-up, man? Huh? Whoa. What is this? Hmm. [removes the vines and cleans the crate. The crate reads "Emergency supplies"] Emergency...
Open it, open it, open it!
I've got it. [opens the crate]
Whoa! Check out all the stuff! Hey, what's that thing?
[Young Grizzly found a mini-box that says "Insta-Raft"]
Hmm. It's an inflatable raft!
YGYoung Grizzly and Young Panda
We can get Karla of the island!
[The episode begins with a lake. Chloe uses the jar to scoop the water. She uses a microscope zooms in on the bacteria and finally Chloe puts a small glass of bacteria in a open box]
[while drawing bacteria in a journal] Woah crazy! [picks up jar of bacteria] this is like the tenth bacteria i've discovered today! [holds up jar close to her face; whispering] Aren't you the grossest little fella's ever? [turns to her right] Hey guys check this out!
[We can hear the Bears laughing while they play in the lake]
[The Bears splashing and playing in the lake]
[calls out to the Bears] Guyss! Guys!
GPGrizzly, Panda and Ice Bear
Chloe!
Chloe's in the hizzy! [off-screen] Join us!
Uh.. I'm good! You guys shouldn't even be in the water, ugh this whole lake is crazy dirty!
What? the water's fine! If they didn't want anybody to swim they would have put up a sign!
[Chloe points up to a sign that's says, "Peligro! Prohibido Nadar", it means "Warning! No Swimming." in spanish]
Naah that's just the name of the lake! [puts hands near eyes] Lake Prohibido Nadar! [puts arms down and looks at Panda]
Also we saw that you were busy so we wanted to get out of your wa-
[Ice Bear rises out of the water and throws Panda]
Don't worry, Chloe everything's fine! We're bears, Bears never get sick!
Ice bear is immune to all disease.
Well, I'm done with my research. I'm ready to go back whenever you guys are.
Okay, guys. Let's go. Last one's a dingle! [laughs crazy]
[They begin to swim back to shore]
Oh, guys, you don't have to rush! Never mind.
[In slow motion, we see the germs landing on Panda's left eye, on Grizzly's fur and inside Ice Bear's nostril.]
[the bears finally made it to Chloe] It's a tie! Oh! That was awesome.
[smell the Bears] Ugh! You guys really smell.
Smell like the flowers that we are? Why, thank you. I know you want to smell like a flower, too. Flower hug!
[The bears are trying to hug Chloe]
[picks up a stick] Ah! Stay back!
[Panda sneezes, followed by Ice Bear]
Um... you guys don't look so good.
Nah, a bear's immune system is one of the strongest in the world. [off-screen] 30 minutes from now, we'll all be good.
