[Ice Bear opens the door for a worn-out Charlie and his six snake babies to come in]
Heya, bears.
[both Grizz and Panda are shocked] Whoa, Charlie, what happened to you?
Oh, nothing. Just, uh, here for brunch, [sits between Grizz and Panda] like we scheduled.
Uh, Charlie, we're doing brunch tomorrow? Plus it's it's like four o'clock. [Charlie falls asleep] Charlie? Uh, hey, Charlie, wake up. [gently taps Charlie.]
[suddenly awakens] What? [looks around] I'm awake. Is it snack time? Hold on, babies. [takes out a cheesy poof from one of his pouches, and feeds a snake baby] A-ha! Here you go, pumpkin.
Charlie, you are a wreck right now.
[the snake babies slither down] Yeah, these snake babies are totally wearing you out, man.
Nah, I'm fine. I'm just waiting for that mom strength to kick in. Everything is under con... [sighs.]
Charlie, wake up.
[suddenly awakens] Control! [chuckles] Yeah, parenting's a breeze. [glass shatters]
Uh, Charlie?
Hmm?
[Charlie and the bears look around to find the snake babies playing around the cave, and they rip off part of a pair of curtains and tumble down a lamp. Panda Jr. tries to bite Panda's phone]
Aah! My phone! [touches his phone] No, bad Panda Jr. [Panda Jr. hisses, forcing Panda to back his paw away screaming]
Oh, come on, Panda Jr. Be nice to Uncle Panda. [returns Panda's phone to him] Here you go, sweetie. All right, poopsies. [gets up] Milk time.
Uh, Charlie, are you... sure you can handle everything yourself?
[takes the snake babies, one by one] Uh, yeah, you guys don't have to worry. I've totally mastered this snake-parent thing. I just gotta feed them... [sits back at the couch] again. Oh, right, I'm all out of milk. I guess I got to go to the store...
Hey, man! How about we go to the store for you? You can just... stay here take it easy?
Ah, really? You'd do that for me? You guys are the best friends... ever. [falls asleep]
[whispers as Charlie snores away] Let's go. [the bears leave]
[whispers to Charlie] We'll be back soon, buddy.
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