Irma Lair quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Whoa!

Cornelia

Now what?!

I know this is gonna sound blind but haven't we met before?

Duh! No big mystery, Bro. This is Cornelia's older sister...

Irma

Lilian.

Hi, I'm Peter. [grabs Taranee] I swore Cornelia had a younger sister.

Silly you!

Gotta jet, but I'll see you around, Lily. [bumps to a lamppost]

Cornelia

Uh, sure.

Irma

Lovely. Now she changes back. Ok, why is she so cheerful? She nearly blew our cover, her powers are wigged, Caleb's still...

Will

Irma. Let her have her moment.

Hello, Will. Welcome back.

Hi, Will. Glad to see ya!

Greetings, Ms. Will. If Miss would care for a snack, may I recommend the fresh fruit?

Does everything talk?

Will

Everything with a current, A.C. or D.C., but I guess only Guardians can hear them.

Cool! It's like having a hundred new friends!

You forgot to bring me to school again! What if your mother needed to reach you?

Irma

More like a hundred new parents...

[About what to do about the police's investiation into the Brown's] Just steer clear of the whole equation.

Irma

I hate to say it, but I agree with the calculator.

Irma, come in here, please.

Irma

Um, okay. Hi, Dad.

Irma, why didn't you tell me no one seen Elyon for months? She's one of your best friends.

Irma

Dad, she's at, uh, just on vacation! Uh, a really long vacation. Uh, scuba-diving in, uh, Bora-Bora.

Who told you that?

Irma

Um, Will.

Did she told you anything else? Have you heard from Elyon or her family? Got any postcards?

Irma

[telepathically] Why am I always the one getting interrogated? Can't you pick on Chris instead? Pick on Chris! On Chris!

We'll talk more later. Right now, I need to have a word with Chris.

Irma

[telepathically] Was that? Did I? Can I? [non telepathically] Hey, I'm actually speechless!

Will, these are detectives Medina and McTiennan. They like to ask you a few questions about Elyon Brown and her parents.

We’ve heard you know where they are.

Will

Uh, sure. Everyone does. They’re on a ski trip. In the Alps!

And who told you that?

Will

Cornelia?

Cornelia

Well, Hay Lin said the Browns are in Australia. Deep in the outback. You can’t even call them.

Irma told me they’re sunbathing in Hawaii.

Irma

Bora-Bora. Definitely Bora-Bora.

Um, could you repeat the question?

Irma

Oh, hi, Dad! I was just... Uh-oh!

"Uh-oh" is right. I know you wanted to protect your friends, Irma, but you don't have to lie to me.

Irma

I'm not lying! Come on, Dad, you're treating me like a criminal for no reason!

You want reasons? You've been acting strange for months, disappearing all the time, and after what that Melinda said...

Irma

Who's Melinda?

Never mind! You need to answer my questions now!

Oh! Call the plumber!

Irma

I'm so glad you're here! My dad...

Cornelia

Started giving you the third degree.

Irma

Yeah. How did you know?

Will

Taranee's suddenly gone "psychic". She can tune into each of our brains and broadcast our thoughts to the rest of us.

[telepathically] I'm my own radio station. [non telepathically] Too bad it only works with you guys.

Irma

And too bad it wasn't working this morning. We could have used it to get our story straight and... Oh no! You didn't broadcast my crush on Andrew Hornby?

Er, no, but you just did.

Forget that! Look what I can do! [turns invisible] I'm like air. No one can see me unless I want them to [reappears] Aagh! [She reappeared in the road and almost got run over by a truck]

Irma

What's with our powers? They're way stronger! Hello, I just made an indoor pool without even trying.

Cornelia

Tell me about it. Mine have been messed up since Kandrakar.

Kandrakar, that's it! Conservation of energy!

Irma

Er, non-brainiac definition, please?

When we were in Kandrakar, the Council lowered the Veil. All the mystic energy that was used to maintain it had to go somewhere. So, it flowed back to the Heart of Kandrakar and each of our aurameres.

Will

So that's why all of a sudden every appliance are my new best friend.

Irma

And why my dad went mind-slave on me yesterday.

Cornelia

And why my powers have gone all freaky.

Yeah! We just thought you were losing it. [turns invisible]

Irma

My dad will be looking for me soon. We need to find out who this "Melinda" is.

Will

I met her. She's a new kid, she seems nice enough.

Then, why is she trying to frame us? [reappears] Oops, sorry!

I don't know how you did it, I don't know why you did it, I don't even know when you did it, but I know what you forgot to do when you got rid of your fake wall.

Will

Excuse me? [McTiennan drops Sammy] Huh? How did you get my calculator?

We've been into the Browns' house. We know you're hiding something.

Will

Uh, yeah, and I'm ready to confess. But, can I get some water?

Hey-hey-hey! Not with the bag!

Will

[looking down from the window] Good thing I have wings. [Pulls out the Heart] Guardians...uh, me unite!

Will

We have to hurry before the cops figure out I'm gone.

Should you guys be here? My mama will be home any minute and she's a judge.

Don't worry, I got Will's ring at speed-dial.

Is she going to be like that forever?

Hello, I got Will on line 1.

Will Vandom, you lost your phone privileges, young lady!

Will

It's an emergency, Ed. Put Sammy on.

Will, be careful! They’re trying to frame you!

Will

Who are they?!

A huge, moving sand ‘thing,’ and a girl, Melinda. They kidnapped me and left me for the cops to find.

[gasps] That thing sounds like Sandpit!

Will

And if the new girl's with him...

My allowance says Melinda's Miranda.

Irma

We got to stop them!

Irma

Oops! Stronger powers...I forgot.

Alright, young lady, no more games! Where's Will hiding?!

Or would you rather talk about it in the station?

McTiennan.

Got a call from the Browns' neighbors. Disturbance in the backyard.

We're on it.

Irma

But I have information!

Yeah, we'll catch up on the way.

Irma

[telepathically] Nothing's happening at the Browns. Nothing's happening at the Browns. Nothing's...

Something's happening at the Browns.

Irma

Gas leak, maybe? Spider problem?

We'll know soon enough.

[With a vast fire behind her] If you can't keep cool...get hot!

Cornelia

A pillar of flame isn't just hot, it's like, Biblical!

[Trapped upside down, caught by Sandpit] A little help, please!

Fire! [She throws a fireball at Sandpit, which causes holes to form] Ughh! Stay still! [The holes close up]

Never mind, I got this. [She turns into a whirlwind, blowing Sandpit away. Taranee and Cornelia land] [Hay Lin laughs] Neat idea, huh?

He thought so too.

Irma, stay in the car.

Irma

So much for stalling. Oh, I hope Will has enough time. [telepathically] We have to get to the airport. To the airport. The airport!

We have to get to the airport.

Just as I was thinking.

Irma

Great minds think alike.

Close your eyes!

I need air! [She uses her power of air to part the whirlwind]

Cornelia

It's working! Keep going.

One down, one to go.

[Telepathically] Hay Lin, behind you.

We've still got Sandpit problems.

Cornelia

I see it. [puts her hands on the ground, which causes an earth tremor] Maybe I can trap him underground before...Aagh! [Sandpit rises and is about to attack. Cornelia, triggers her telekinetic powers and levitates a bin to trap Sandpit]

Cornelia

Thanks, Hay Lin.

That wasn't me.

But that means...

Cornelia

I have new powers, too!

Telekinesis! Amazing!

Quite a victory, Guardians. You can brag about it from your prison cells!

Uh, tell me why we needed to get to the airport?

[seeing Will] Look! It's her!

That's it! You're coming with us!

Will

Do you even know what are you accusing me of?

Uh, she ran away from the hall when we try to arrest her?

That's right!

Will! Irma!

Elyon?!

She's here?

Irma

Why, Elyon! Oh, you would not believe how much you've been missed!

I'm so glad you guys came to meet me. Allow me to introduce my cousin Caleb. And my new... puppy?

Uh, Blunk barks! Bark, bark!

Sorry, girls, this is been one huge misunderstanding.

Irma

What did I do now?! Steal the last ice cream bar?!

Guess I deserve that. I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time.

Irma

Oh, it's okay. I've been kinda weird lately. I don't know, maybe, I'm just, um, growing up.

Well, I'm awfully proud of who you're growing up to be.

Caleb

Okay, so this is Meridian. The Annihilators attacked the farm, the forge, and the market.

Matt

You know...

Irma

Yeah, but how do we stop them?

Matt

Listen!

Maybe, if we combined our powers...

Caleb

Hey, that's Elyon's Palace!

Matt

Yeah, figure I eat it before the Annihilators did. These attacks aren't random, they're on a straight line to the Palace. The Annihilators vanish when you go to Meridian and return the second you leave. They're not afraid of you, they just don't exist when you're there. I mean, magic, right?

I can never leave Meridian again!

Matt

Make yourself a prisoner in your own kingdom?

What else can I do?!

Matt

If you really want to end this, stay away from Meridian. Trust these guys to finish the job.

Irma

Course you have been at school for hours, so the Annihilators could be attacking the Palace right now.

You have to stop them!

Cornelia

Do me a favor: take the most destructive dormouse in history.

Will

And, Elyon, you're so much better in folding than I am. With you...

Sure, bare-handed folding, my one talent.

Irma

She didn't mean...

I know. Just kick some Annihilator tail for me, okay?