Sammy quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Number 2 is wrong and you misspelled Lincoln.

Will

Huh?! Not again!

If I had your grades,I think I'd be grateful for the help.

Will

Shut up! You are a calculator! This is a history test! When I need help, I'll ask!...

Dean

*sigh* Principal's office.

Will

So then, Alchemy tells me the police are looking for Elyon.

Cornelia

Good thing you were sent to the principal or we wouldn't know.

The principal? What you do?

Will

I didn't do anything, Sammy did.

Please to meet you.

Cornelia

Wild!

Yikes!

Is it artificially intelligent?

More like stunningly intelligent.

Will

Hold on! Hold on! You can actually hear him?

Cornelia

Well, duh!

Will

Duh nothing! No one else can! They just hear me freaking out at him!

Weird.

Will

It gets weirder.

[About what to do about the police's investiation into the Brown's] Just steer clear of the whole equation.

Irma

I hate to say it, but I agree with the calculator.

Hello? No, I'm sorry, Irma. Will's lost phone privileges for the week. That's right. Goodbye.

If I might suggest...

Will

No! This is all your fault! [She threatens to throw him out the window]

No, please! No more talking in class! Cross my circuits!

Will

Whatevs. [She leaves Sammy on the windowsill]

Oh, look, Sandpit. I think we just found evidence of a crime.

Do you believe the Earth authorities suspect the Guardians have a crime that never happened? And this should seal the deal. [drops Sammy]

Ow!

I don't know how you did it, I don't know why you did it, I don't even know when you did it, but I know what you forgot to do when you got rid of your fake wall.

Will

Excuse me? [McTiennan drops Sammy] Huh? How did you get my calculator?

We've been into the Browns' house. We know you're hiding something.

Will

Uh, yeah, and I'm ready to confess. But, can I get some water?

Hey-hey-hey! Not with the bag!

Will

[looking down from the window] Good thing I have wings. [Pulls out the Heart] Guardians...uh, me unite!

Will

We have to hurry before the cops figure out I'm gone.

Should you guys be here? My mama will be home any minute and she's a judge.

Don't worry, I got Will's ring at speed-dial.

Is she going to be like that forever?

Hello, I got Will on line 1.

Will Vandom, you lost your phone privileges, young lady!

Will

It's an emergency, Ed. Put Sammy on.

Will, be careful! They’re trying to frame you!

Will

Who are they?!

A huge, moving sand ‘thing,’ and a girl, Melinda. They kidnapped me and left me for the cops to find.

[gasps] That thing sounds like Sandpit!

Will

And if the new girl's with him...

My allowance says Melinda's Miranda.

Irma

We got to stop them!

Irma

Oops! Stronger powers...I forgot.