Irma Lair quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Will

Guys, this is Mom's executive assistant, Amanda Bolland.

Oh, a pleasure! But, Will, your mom's gone for the rest of the day.

Will

Really? Well, I'm sure she wanted us to meet her here.

Irma

[telepathically] She's coming back. She's coming back. She's coming back.

Well, I suppose she might be coming back.

Oh, I love working for your mother. We've be lost here without her.

Will

Luck thing she's not going anywhere then!

[telepathically] Alright, everybody, we need to split up and find hiding places.

[telepathically] Right!

Cornelia

Um, excuse me! Hi! Where's the ladies' room?

It's down the hall but...

Cornelia

Thanks!

Irma

Oh, right! I have to go, too. Thanks for reminding me.

I don't know if you should be wandering alone.

Um, Amanda, I'm doing a report on powerful women in the workplace. Could I interview you?

Really? Me? Powerful?

Oh, absolutely. You exude it.

Cornelia

Ugh, move over!

Irma

If you're so telekinetic, you move me over!

Come on, Cornelia! We're just trying to cheer you up.

Cornelia

I don't need cheering up. Go away!

Irma

I'll show you my latest power. It's all about the clothes.

Cornelia

You can change the color of your outfit? And still be so last season! Everyone knows black and white is the new pink.

Irma

I’m last season? Hello! It’s 76º out, and you’re wearing wool.

Cornelia

How many times do I have to tell you? It’s better to look good than feel good.

She's just dressed warm 'cause she's going skating!

Cornelia

What?! Lilian, I am not!

You are! You said so to that boy on the phone!

You've got a date?

Will

A non-Caleb date?

Cornelia

You are so not going with me!

Does he go to Sheffield?

Will

Does Caleb know?

Irma

Does he have any brothers?

Does he skate?

Cornelia

None of your business, children! Now, get out!

Cornelia

I'll be right down!

Sure. I'll be right here.

Cornelia

Don't follow me

Cornelia

Safe!

Oh, my!

Cornelia

Not safe. [covers her head]

Will

You transformed without the Heart?!

Cornelia

Not exactly transformed.

When did you learn to do that?

Cornelia

Since Kandrakar! But...

No wings?

Cornelia

I don't have Guardian powers.

Irma

Who's the guy?!

Cornelia

I don't suppose you'd stay in the elevator with your backs turn? I didn't think so.

Hey, Lillian.

"Lillian"?!

[noticing Taranee] Oh, hi, sis.

Hi, sis.

Irma

Hey, Peter! We were just wondering how long have you and [uses air quotes] "Lillian" been dating?

A few weeks. You were there when we met, at the park.

Cornelia

Wow! Memories, huh? Ok, we better go before all the good ice is taken.

We're following, right?

Oh, yeah!

Playing my brother. My brother! With a phony name and an even phonier body. Ooh, she's got some nerve.

She's gonna need it.

Will

This is a train wreck.

Good. Lillian deserves a kick in the caboose.

Irma

Can I be the one to tell Cornelia. Oh, please, oh please!

You come with me, Lilian. You can’t skate on an empty stomach!

Can’t skate on an empty stomach, can’t swim on a full stomach. Who makes up these rules?

Irma

What is Caleb doing here?

I made him swallow his pride.

Irma

Boy, is he about to be full! He won’t be swimming for a year.

Cornelia

[grabbed by Irma and Elyon] Let go of me!

Irma

Your worlds are so about to collide.

Cornelia

What are you babbling about?!

Caleb is here.

Cornelia

Oh no! He can't see me like this! [transforms back to normal]

Irma

Here, this will help. [turns Cornelia's clothes to pink] Pink is the new black and white.

Cornelia

Ugh! I'd rather get caught!

Caleb

Ow! Oh, hi. Uh, you look nice.

Cornelia

Hi. Uh, thanks.

Blunk heard horn, why not under spell like Matt and Jeek?

Irma

The horn has to point at you, remember?

So, you saved Blunk!

Irma

Ughh! It was just a reflex, ok?! We're not going to the prom together.

Don't worry. Blunk know woods. And this time, Blunk save Irma.

Irma

Ok, but, the prom is still out!

Have idea! Irma use mind power!

Irma

I've been trying but it's like their mental cell phones are battery dead.

Then Blunk fold us back to Heatherfield to hide!

Irma

Which saves our friends how?, besides Will would just follow and turn us into a trance.

Blunk knew horn was trouble.

Irma

Oh, is that your "I'm sorry" song?

Blunk remember special tune and break horn spell, special notes make horn go away, gone poof!

Irma

You're right!, so what are the notes?

Can't remember, wish Caleb here, he played tune last time.

At last, all five guardians are under the horn's spell [to Will, regarding Irma] give this one her full powers.

Will

[holds up the Heart of Kandrakar, monotonously] Guardians unite. [the Heart of Kandrakar glows, transforming Irma into her guardian form]

Irma

[monotonously] Water.

Now I believe I require one last trance-marcher, [hands over the Horn to Will] so use this on Queen Elyon.

Irma

Blunk, you ready?

[blinks his eyes, unaffected by the Horn too] What?

Irma

[pulls out earplugs from her ears] You can take out the earplugs now, by the way nice Plan B it kept us from hearing the horn.

Two against six!, not look good.

Irma

Remember they're under a spell, their brains are in tranceland, so we can outclever them!

Easy for Irma to say, she have powers, Blunk have nothing.

Irma

That's not true, you have garbage, very very useful garbage.