Irma Lair quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Caleb

How are we going to get my army across the Meridian Plains to the castle without being seen?

Irma

How about we disguise them as a thousand door-to-door salesmen? [goofy voice] Hi, would you like to subscribe to Home And Princess Magazine?

Irma

Sorry I couldn’t keep you, Mr. Huggles.

Will

Me too, Mr. Huggles!

[drooling] Blunk take Mr. Huggles!

Cornelia

No! He’s a pet, not a furry snack.

Blunk help plan battle and stay close to nice pet?

Irma

Face it, dude, you’re not a warrior. You are a scavenger.

[offended] Goods recycler!

Cornelia

Caleb, I had this horrible, overpowering feeling! Elyon’s in huge trouble right now!

Irma

Corny, the last emergency flash you had was that Capri pants were over.

Blunk visit lots!

Caleb

What do you mean, visit? You live here!

Only part time. Earth need hero like Blunk too!

Irma

Yes! You're my hero, Blunk.

Matt

So, what's our next adventure?

Will

"Our" next adventure? I can't believe it's all over.

Irma

So let me get this straight: A guy was walking behind you, and then he kept walking?

Uh... yeah!

[sarcastically] Scary...

Lesson one, Frost: Never mess with a Guardian’s friends!

Cornelia

Earth!

Cornelia

And lesson two: Pay close attention to lesson one!

I haven't...lost...yet.

Irma

Ready for lesson three?! The bad guys always lose! Water!

Cornelia

Have I mentioned how much I hate the spring?!

Cornelia, he's just a guy. Don't let him ruin a spectacular day!

Cornelia

You speak but the words have no meaning.

Irma

Come on! We all know you're bummed because Caleb decided to stay on Meridian.

Cornelia

Him! Oh, he is so over! From now on, I am strictly an Earth-guy girl.

Cornelia

[To Will, after she bought a cat for Cornelia to cheer her up, but Cornelia gave him to Lillian] Wow! You were right Will, ditching two little pests did cheer me up. Now to ditch the rest of you...

Irma

Oh, hello, we get it. Miss Congeniality needs her sleep. [Irma and Hay Lin gasp]

So, who ordered the incredibly impressive purple portal? Because I'm torn between loving the new violent violet twist and being kinda terrified by it.

Cornelia

Will! This is my living room and my mom's in the kitchen!

Will

I can't explain it. [Looks down at the now glowing Heart of Kandrakar] I think we're being summoned.

[To Hay Lin] Guess, what comes next?

Will

Guardians unite!

Will

Ok, I am officially impressed!

But, what's with all the purple?

It's the Veil. Up close and personal.

Grandma!

You brought us here?

Nope. Not my mojo. Was minding my own business back at the Dragon, but when Kandrakar calls...

Irma

Wait, wait, wait! Kandrakar exists? I thought it was just a magical brand name.

Will

Looks like we weren't the only ones invited to the party.

The Queen of Meridian and her Honour Guard have arrived.

Its ok, Mage. To my friends, I'm always just Elyon.

Brave new world... means brave new stuff!

Caleb

Hey, Cornelia.

On behalf of the Council, welcome to Kandrakar. Althor at your service :[gestures to a blonde woman next to him] and my venerated colleague is...

Halinor! [walks up to her, embraces her and laughs] Years have been good to you.

And you are as full of life as ever, Yan Lin.

Come now! The fortress at the Heart of Infinity awaits.

Has the fortress met with your expected standards, young Guardians?

Will

Oh, we're in awe. Definitely in awe!

Wait until you see the aurameres.

Irma

Aura what?

The aurameres!

This is Luba, Keeper of the Auramere Globes, the source of all Guardian magic.

The aurameres transmit Kandrakar's mystic energy across the dimensions to the Heart, and to the Guardians.

Caleb

[To Cornelia] I wonder which one has your name on it. [She looks away, angrily] Right, whichever one is coldest.

Will

Oracle, we are honored to...

[passionately embracing the Oracle (another man to who Will thought was the Oracle)] My dear Oracle!

That's Tibor. Cute one is the Oracle.

Will

Er... right!

I remain your humble servant.

And yet, somewhat more affectionate than I recall. But I share your enthusiasm. We have all waited years for this day.

Isn't this exciting?!

Irma

Isn't WHAT exciting?! I mean, I'm sorry, when can someone tell us what is going on?

Now. Tibor, if you please.

Since time immemorial, it has been the Council's task to protect the Infinite Dimensions. But thirteen years ago, Prince Phobos came to power. The threat he posed was so grave, we were forced to quarantine Meridian from the other worlds, to prevent the spread of his evil. And so, the Veil was raised. But now, Phobos has been defeated and a new day is about to dawn!

Woah squared.

It is done. The Veil has been lowered. May the need for it never rise again

Will

[To Elyon] What are the Guardians of the Veil, if there's no Veil, to guard?

[To Yan Lin and The Mage] You would both be valuable additions to the Council.

I'm very flattered, Oracle, but also very retired.

I do accept this honour, but on Meridian, I am also tasked with keeping Phobos in his cage. The minion Miranda has already escaped.

Miranda escaped?! Why am I only hearing about this now?! Never mind, I have to go! I have to get her.

I sense disharmony on Meridian, but your powers, unchecked, my young Queen, presents an equal danger. We have much to meditate upon, before you can return to your kingdom.

Caleb

Your Highness, I will capture Miranda, no matter what it takes.

What it takes is teamwork.

Will

[shocked] Who? Us?! But I thought...

You are now the Guardians of the Infinite Dimensions!

Irma

Does that come with a raise?

Um, just one teensy-weensy glitch. When the Veil went poof, didn't all the portals poof with it?

The Veil's passing opens up the old ways of traversing dimensions. Mage?

Will, what I do with my Mage Ring, you will learn to do with the Heart.

And what they do with talismans, you may accomplish, simply as part of your birthright.

So, no new jewellery?

This, child, is a fold in space.

Next stop - Meridian!

[Using her powers to trap Frost and Crimson.] [To Irma] Aww, you look cute when you're helpless.

Irma

You look parched, cowboy. [She unleashes a blast of water at Frost] [Irma and Hay Lin laugh]

Cornelia

I'm sorry! I don't know what went wrong with my powers.

Irma

It wasn't your powers! It was your head! As in the thing that wasn't in the game!

Cornelia

Excuse me?

Well, you were a bit hyper about showing up a certain someone!

Caleb

Showing up or showing off?

Cornelia

Oh, like I need to show you anything! My powers are... amped up! Whatever I tried came out huge!

Caleb

Oh, like your ego.

Will

Enough! You can hate each other all you want, but learn to work together.

Irma

[To Hay Lin, regarding the Gargoyle] A little tag team action?

Perfect! You start.

Caleb

Cornelia, what are you doing? Attack!

Cornelia

My powers betrayed me!

Caleb

No, they're spectacular. Show me what they can do!

Cornelia

I'll show you spectacular!

Caleb

Nice!

Cornelia

Thanks! Sorry the Knights got away.

Caleb

No fear. Their days on Meridian are numbered.

Cornelia

Ughh! Meridian! Everything always has to be about Meridian with you.

Caleb

Well, everything always has to be about you with you!

Irma

Ok, great! Here we go again.

Will

[Holding the now glowing Heart of Kandrakar] Oh, no we don't! Cornelia says goodbye!