Irma Lair quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Irma

[About the transfer notice that Susan Vandom has given in] Well, I say we hijack it. We liberated a Princess! A piece of paper's got to be easier than that.

Irma

[To Blunk] I wonder what the sentence is around here for assaulting a passling?!

Irma

[ranting] Not precious! Worthless! Worthless garbage! Just like you!

Irma

That's "Twinkle Twinkle"!

Irma

Hay Lin, stop!, we're your friends! [Hay Lin stops her attack, making Irma and Blunk fall to the ground] That worked? [She and Blunk look up and see the entranced Will about to blow the horn at them, she gasps] No! [She and Blunk are seemingly entranced, becoming Trance marchers.]

Irma

[While the Horn is travelling to her] Nothing like Guardian powers!

Irma

Argh! Unless they're somebody else's.

Irma

Lunchtime, Sheffield. And here's a little music to gag to...

Irma

Ok, I hate to admit it, but I want a bottle of whatever she's selling.

Irma

[brainwashing a selfish glutton] Give us candy, give us candy... CANDY!

Cornelia, our project's supposed to prove that too much fertilizer reverses osmosis, killing the plants! Yours has grown like three inches.

Cornelia

Well I tried to kill it! I fertilized its little butt off!

Irma

[whistfully] The judge!

Irma

Oh great. You and your little girly fists are gonna cost us a ribbon.

Uriah

Hey, check out the new girl. Hey, Wilma!

Will

Uh, it's just Will.

Uriah

Okay, Wil-ma!

That's Uriah. Ignore him.

Irma

Yeah. Evolution did. One day we expect him to slither back into the water.

Cornelia

Have you guys noticed a bunch of real strange stuff going on around me lately?

Irma

Oh dear, the conversation has accidentally wandered away from Cornelia's life, whatever were we thinking?

Let me tell you girls a story, that I believe will have special meaning for all five of you.

Grandma, they really don't want to hear a story.

Shh!

The universe was once a single kingdom ruled by good, but evil began to take root. A veil was created to isolate the evil kingdom of Meridian from all other worlds. Without the protection of this veil, every world including Earth is in terrible danger. Meridian has been overtaken by a powerful entity named Phobos, but he is not the legitimate ruler, they believe the true heir to the throne is somewhere here on Earth.

Irma

Um, I'd like to wake up now.

But portals have begun to open in the Veil, doorways through which evil can cross between worlds. There are people called Guardians, whose job it is to close these holes using their powers.

I became a Guardian when I was your age, but now the duty is passing to your generation.

Cornelia

Well, thanks for the snacks.

Ah! Ah! Ah!

This is the Heart of Kandrakar, which contains the elementary forces of nature. In the last few days, you have all had unusual experiences. Am I right?

Irma

Not counting this one.

All five of you are starting to notice extraordinary abilities. Irma, you will have noticed any water near you behaving strangely.

Irma

Okay, all righty!

Taranee, I believe you've always been afraid of fire. But focus now on the candle.

My little Hay Lin, this morning you notice your power over air.

To you Cornelia, is given the power over earth.

All five of you will get better with your powers...I hope.

Will

[after the girls transform into guardians for the first time] Holy cow!

Irma

[to Hay Lin, about their outfits] You know? Somehow I cannot imagine your grandma wearing that.

What have we got behind us?

Cornelia

[looking at her chest] What have we got in front of us?

They're wings! We've got wings

Will

They can’t be wings. If they were wings, when we went like this [flaps her wings], we'd... [takes off] aaaaaaah!

Oh man. I hate heights. I get woozy in high-heeled shoes.

Irma

This totally rocks! You do something!

See?! That's exactly why I don't like fire!

Cornelia

Irma, you're water! Put it out!