(Cat puts a dollar in the soda machine, picks a drink, takes it and immediately throws it in the trash. The bell rings)
Cat? Why'd you just throw your drink in the trash?
'Cause I wasn't thirsty.
But...but you bought the-ah, forget it.
(to the puppy) Jade seems really mean, but don't worry, she is.
(Jade sits beside Cat) Yay, we're hanging out togethe-- (Cat is about to hug Jade)
NO!! (Cat recoils)
I'm pretty sure we're not supposed-
(touches the guitar) Look! I'm touching the guitar, see. (in an Elvis Presley accent) I'm Elvis Presley and I'm touching my guitar. That's right, baby. I touched the boss' skull and now I'm touching my special guitar. (in regular voice) See? I touched the guitar and nothing bad happened. (guitar falls and crashes through the window. Cat stares in shock) ...That guitar was not properly hung.
(upon hearing Andre knock frantically) Who is it? Are you a criminal?!
Not really.
It's open! (Andre comes in)
(takes off his jacket) Hey.
Aren't you supposed to be at Hope's party?
Yes. Yes, I am. I'm supposed to be at her birthday party, I'm supposed to perform a song, and I'm supposed to like her. But I don't! I don't like that girl at all! (takes a pillow from the couch) Not even a little bit! And I don't know WHAT TO DO! (slams the pillow on the couch)
Want some mashed potatoes?
No! I don't want any...(beat) Gimme the bowl. (takes the bowl out of Tori's hands)
(Jade attempts to put duct tape around the broken guitar. After doing so, Jade holds the guitar but it snaps again.)
Do you think my mom's boss will notice?
(outside) Cat! Hey, Cat!
We're in here!
You called Robbie?!
Yeah, so he can help us put up the guitar and fix the window.
Robbie can barely work his zipper on his own pants! (Cat giggles)
(entering the room holding a bucket of materials) What's up, little pigeons? (Suddenly, Beck enters, also holding some materials, which leaves Jade surprised)
Hi.
(to Cat) Why did you invite Beck?!
(to Robbie) You didn't tell me Jade was gonna be here?
I didn't know!
(to Jade) I thought you had a date tonight.
Why'd you think that?
It said so on your Slap page.
Why you stalking my Slap page?
Why do you care?
Why is Robbie's zipper down? (Robbie notices and pulls it up)
Look, let's just get this stupid guitar fixed and hung back up there before Cat's mom's boss gets back.
We have to fix the window, too.
Oooh! I'll find a window repair company using the new feature on my PearPhone. (his PearPhone dings) I need a window repair company in Beverly Hills.
PPearPhone
(ding) Checking for...adult diapers. (Cat, Jade and the puppy all look questioned)
N-n-n-n-n-no, that was my last search.
(back at the mansion, Robbie and Jade fix the guitar while Beck and Cat talk to the window repair company worker)
Thanks for fixing the window.
Yeah. And we didn't even notice your lack of hair. (the worker leaves as Cat waves)
Guitar all good up there?
Yep-per-die-doo.
Yeah! And look. You can't even see where it broke.
Nope.
Yay! My mom's boss will never know anything bad happen!
(picks up the skull) Whoa! Is this a real human skull?
Yeah. Give it, so I can put it back.
No. I'm looking at it.
(gets the skull) Robbie, give it to me. (Jade and Robbie start to fight about the skull)
Shut it.
Stop!
Just----
Robbie! We don't have time!
Just---
Fine! (Jade drops the skull)
(the skull falls on the glass table, breaking it. Cat gasps. At the same time, the guitar swings and destroys a lamp. Cat yelps and starts to cry)
Don't cry.
But--- (buzz)
I heard a buzz.
Zip up your pants! (Robbie does so)
(clicks the buzzer) Hello?
GMr. Gibbons
Cat. It's Carl Gibbons. I forgot my key, would you buzz me in?
It's my mom's boss.
GMr. Gibbons
Could you buzz me in?
Um. Sure I could. Or maybe you could go to Europe for two weeks.
GMr. Gibbons
Cat, buzz me in.
(Cat does so) Kay-kay. (Cat sobs)
Cat.
It will be okay.
When he gets up here, we'll just explain that–
(an earthquake hits the mansion)
What's happening?
EARTHQUAKE!!!
Earthquake!
[grabs Cat] OKAY, EVERYBODY DOWN!!! COVER YOUR HEADS!!!
AAAHHH!!!!
(Beck covers Cat and himself, Robbie hides under a small table and Jade protects herself with a pillow while the dog barks loudly. The earthquake partially destroys the mansion. The scene cuts to Nozu where the earthquake also hits. Tori hides under the round table along with the other guests.)
Everybody get down! I don't have insurance!
HHope
Protect my birthday presents! Somebody protect my– (a giant sign falls on her head, knocking her out. The earthquake stops and everybody stares at a moaning Hope. Andre then smiles.)
(to Mr. Gibbons) I'm so sorry about your guitar, and your lamp, and your table...
GMr. Gibbons
(not even a tad bit angry) That's alright. It's not your fault.
But...
(puts her hands on Cat's shoulders, looking at her in the eye) Cat, Mr. Gibbons isn't mad at us, because he knows the EARTHQUAKE caused this damage.
Yeah. We can only blame the earth.
And its quaking!
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