(Tori and Andre walk in on Beck and Jade text fighting)
I wonder what they're text fighting about?
Let's ask 'em. Hey, you guys-
Stay out of it!
Back off!
(to Andre) I'd rather not get involved.
I think that's best.
Oh, come on, for his ten year teaching anniversary you guys don't think he deserves a better present than a one cup coffee maker?
RRex
They should have got him a pair of shoes. I'm tired of looking at that hippy's hairy feet.
I think Sikowitz has cute feet.
RRex
Man, Sikowitz is ten minutes late.
Where is he?
Maybe he locked himself in a dark closet because you forced him to watch a play that made his whole life seem like a big pile of garbage. (pause) And I'm gonna have a banana. (takes one)
You know, why don't I just lie on the floor so you can start kicking me?
...You have that dream, too?
(Tori, Andre, Robbie and Trina are sitting in a semi circle at the table, with a seat left open)
How come none of us ever sit on that side of the table? (they all stare at the empty seat)
Tori. And, um... Elvis. Get up on the, uh... stage thing.
'Kay...
Sure. (they do)
Alright. What'cha uh, want us to do?
Um...a scene. You both have the same line. "Life is pain." So, you just keep saying that to each other. Over and over. Do it, action.
Life is... pain.
(waves) Life is pain.
It certainly is ding, there's the bell, class dismissed. (walks out the window and falls into the bushes)
Way to go, Tori. You broke Sikowitz!
I did not break Sikowitz. (Sikowitz can be heard moaning) I did not break Sikowitz-- (he moans again) I broke Sikowitz! (he moans a third time as she puts her hand on her head displeased)
(Sikowitz says something in Spanish)
That means "I forgot to wear underwear".
Are you sure? Because I thought... (checks) Yep, it does.
(to the bunny) Wanna watch CSI?
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