Okay, well. I’m going home now. Forever.
No. You’re not leaving this school.
She has to. [Everyone stares at her] I mean, I feel really bad about it. Seriously, but you know. Bye.
[to Jade] I think I'll miss you least of all.
[to her friends] You guys, I don't want to be alone when I tell Trina that she-[Everyone walks away from Tori]
HHelen
And I thought Crazy Steve was crazy.
[After Trina kicks the dummy in the gongs]
You better put some ice on that!
Hello. Your attention please. Up here. I'm waving. See my hand moving to and fro. Please.
[stands up and yells aggressively] Everybody shut up! [everyone is quiet now and they're all looking at her]
Ahh Jade, so sweet and feminine.
Wait, who are you?
HHelen
My name is Helen. I'm the new principal of Hollywood Arts.
[to Robbie] You shouldn't park your bike there.
Alright, Tori and Jade. You two are going to play husband and wife.
I'll be the wife.
Yeah, no kidding.
Now, here's your brand new synthetically redheaded baby! (turns chair to show Cat in a baby bonnet)
Wait, before we start, I was just wondering, I have 3 quest– (Sikowitz puts pacifier in her mouth)
All right, your dialogue should be all friendly and happy, but your subtext is anger, so you must say your happy lines angrily. Action!
Hey, I am so honkin' happy that we got married and had this cute little baby!
Ditto to that! I tell you, nothing warms my cockles more than lookin' at this magical pile of baby here!
Goo!
Oh, did you hear that "Goo!"?!
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