Like the wolf-
RRex
She walks alone.
[howls]
RRex
Off-key!
QQuartet
[singing] Hey hey, Tori Vega! Won't you be our very special-
NO!
QQuartet
[disappointed then go after Andre] Hey, hey, Andre Harris!
(off screen) NO!
(happy) Hey!
Whoa, somebody's all happy about something.
Yeah, it's making me sick.
Hey, um, is there a reason that girls don't wanna go out with me?
You mean, like, one reason that stands out over all the other reasons?
RRex
Ha!
(after a pause, aggravated) So why are you happy?
Because Ryder Daniels asked me out.
RRex
Ooh, he's hot! (they all stare at him) Stare all you want, I'm secure.
I don't trust that Ryder guy.
You just hate the idea of anything good happening for me.
That could not be more true. (pause) I'm just saying, any dude that hot and that perfect has to be hiding something.
So I guess you think Beck is hiding something.
Oh, he was until I found out.
Wha-what was I hiding?
That you were born in CANADA! [leaves]
[goes after her] It wasn't a secret!
Sorry. My butt's gotta breathe.
Did that bush just waddle? (opens the door and walks outside) ROBBIE SHAPIRO!
(from behind the bush) Yes?
You were invading my privacy!
Well at least I didn't snoop through Ryder's phone.
(in a "go away" tone) EAHHHHHHHHH!
Eahhhh! (leaves)
WHOA! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
RRyder
What?
Are you about to kiss me?
RRider
Yeah.
(cheerfully) Okay. (they do, and she leans on a button on her computer that sets off music) Sorry!
RRyder
It's cool.
Did I bite your lip?
RRyder
Little bit.
You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Okay, that's a time out.
No! I was just trying to-
Go sit on the steps! (she does)
So what do I do now?
Well, you're not still gonna sing a duet with that jerk, right?
Ugh. No way!
Good. So he'll fail.
Yeah, but I don't want to fail too!
So, what are you gonna sing?
(starts to come to her senses) A song...a really cool song that you're gonna help me write, tonight!
I can't!
You have to!
But I gotta- (the others all interrupt as he tries to speak) ALRIGHT! I'll just celebrate my 97-year old great grandpa's birthday with him next year. Possibly! (he walks up to the piano) Well, come on!
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AGAsian guy
So, congrats, man!
RRyder
On what?
AGAsian guy
I hear you're going out with Tori!
RRyder
Huh. Yeah, for like five more minutes! (hands him some peanut-like balls) Then you can have her.
AGAsian guy
Really? (follows him)
[on the song she's about to sing] Just listen. I think you'll hate it.
QQuartet
[to Ryder, after Tori sings] You just got burned.
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