[after Robbie and Trina break Festus' arm]
I just wanted a tamale.
[very fast] Well, you went and broke his tamale-makin' arm so now what!!?
Okay, I can picture me, sitting on a pony, wearing a bright purple hat. I-I was wearing the purple hat, not-not the pony. Do they even make pony hats? Anyway, I was looking fabu!
CCreator
Okay, Jade, what do you hate?
Uh, tuna fish, flowers, uh, giggling, the word "panties", cilantro, rainbows, ducks...man, I hate ducks. Cramps, string cheese, clocks, wet doorknobs, bras that hook in the front, the color yellow, carpeting...
You wanna watch it with us?
No. They rejected me!
Yeah, but i'm on it!
I gotta go change a lightbulb.
Um...oh! I know. I squirted hot cheese all over my friend and her current boyfriend, who was my ex-boyfriend, and then I kissed him right in front of her, which I felt really bad about. But then it was okay, 'cause she punched me right in the face.
[Tori and Beck's fake phone conversation:]
Hey, it's Beck.
Hi, baby.
Sup?
My parents aren't home.
Oh, that sounds pretty good.
I know! I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.
So, guess what I want?
Aw, you want me to tickle your tummy?
Yeah, sure.
You should come over.
Yeah, my girlfriend's not gonna like that.
I won't tell her.
Okay, I'll be there soon.
Alright. Love you, miss you.
You make me happy.
[kisses phone] Muaahh!
Bye.
Later. [hangs up]
She almost KILLED me!
I wouldn't have actually killed you.
Oh, aren't you sweet.
Hey, Beck. (sticks arm under his nose) Smell my arm. No perfume — that's my natural scent.
I have to live with her.
(to Beck) Your lemonade, sir.
Thanks. Hey, why's it pink?
It's pink lemonade.
I've never seen any pink lemons.
There are no pink lemons.
So what makes it pink?
Well... you know, it's — shut up!
(fake fighting with Beck) Who put my dog in a wedding dress?
It was hilarious.
Y'know what, this friendship is over.
Eat a rag.
You eat 2 rags! (to the producers) ...Did ya get all that?
KKyle
Tori Vega, Beck Oliver, Jade West, and Andre Harris, congratulations! You're all going to be featured on The Wood.
And what about me?
KKyle
No.
Why not?
KKyle
Because you reek of desperation.
That's her natural scent.
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