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“Stage Fighting” quotes from Victorious

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“Stage Fighting” · Season 1

In this episode: Tori (7), Jade (4), Cat (4), Beck (1), Andre (1), André (1)

Oh, great, so she gets an A- and I get a broken eye and a black nose

(correcting her) I think you meant--

I know what I meant.

My dog has a black nose. It's so cute, like a baby meatball!

Meatballs are brown.

YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME! [angrily takes her drink and leaves the table]

[after stage fighting class concludes]

[in a flirty tone] Hey, partner. I can't wait for our fight... scene...

Gulp.

(Tori and Jade doing their fight scene)

[as a robber] Gimme your money!

[as an elderly grandmother] WHAT?!

I ain't playing, gimme your money and your watch!

Well wouldn't you rather have this? [Tori swings her cane above Jade]

[after falling to the floor] OW!.....BUTTERNUT! BUTTERNUT!

She's bleeding!

TTeacher

Are you okay?

[covering her left eye with her hand] NO! Tori hit me in the face FOR REAL!

[defending herself] No, I didn't!

Tell that to my bloody eye! OW!

DDerek

Is that mac and cheese?

Who cares?!

DDerek

[Muttering] Just wanted to know if it was mac and cheese...

[comes in and looks at Tori. The two stare at each other for a few seconds] ...I don't get it.

What?

I know Andre told you that I faked everything. The blood, the black eye- what is that, mac and cheese?

DDerek

Looks like it, right?

Well, it looked like he was hurting you.

[suspiciously] Why do you care?

Because I figured he already suffers enough pain dating you

[retaliating] You wanna see pain?

Hey! Why don't we go sit over there? [Both Beck and Jade walk away]

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