[voiceover] Enough already with this mellow "Incense and Peppermints" vibe. Let's break out the mushrooms and dance naked, strap on the goatskull headgear, sacrifice a few infants. Come on people, you're cultists. Start acting like it.
S1Drinking the Kool-Aid
[voiceover] Wow, it's bizzaro world. Out here I'm Miss Popular.
[voiceover] I can't get it out of my mind. Somewhere in Pennsylvania a lab tech is determining if I'm heir to a billion-dollar fortune. It's not about the money. It's about making Jake Kane pay. But if I am an heiress, [Southern accent] as God is my witness, I'll never take cold showers again!
I'm so ashamed of myself for my meltdown last night. I was a rampaging jackass.
CCasey
Have you forgotten who you're talking to? I'm Casey Gant, okay? I wrote the jackass Bible, the jackass Qur'an, the jackass Talmud.
(voice-over) The attributes and style of crap teen poetry. Must be written in a funky color of ink. Must include dominant themes of alienation, sexual ambivalence, self-loathing, death, et cetera.
He [Casey Gant] joined a cult? What do they worship? Wedgies? Keggers? Their parents' platinum cards?
(to her dad) What is your deal? You're jacked up like some hillbilly kid who just stumbled into daddy's meth lab.
You're covered in mud.
See, that's why you make the big bucks.
You're saying that you don't want my mind, you don't want my body, you don't want me working in your ganja fields, you just want me to be happy. Strange.
This is so endearing, my bad-ass action-figure daughter is afraid of drawing a teensy little drop of blood.
S1An Echolls Family Christmas
Someone stole your laptop?
There was this poker game at Logan's last night. Weevil won five grand and someone stole the money. This is his way of collecting.
You lie down with dogs, you're gonna get fleas.
I didn't invite him.
I wasn't talking about Weevil.
[tilts head] Hey.
See, there you go with that head tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something, it's all [mimics Veronica's head tilt] "Hey."
Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.
[to Duncan] What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?
Look at you, all helpful.
Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one! Annoy like the wind!
[Everyone strips to find the stolen money.]
SSean
This is ridiculous.
CConnor
Yeah, I usually get six figures for this.
SSean
What about you?
I'm the one who got his money stolen.
SSean
Mmm, I'm thinking... crabs?
I told your mother to clean up.
Guys, play nice.
Trust me. I'm playing nice.
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