Veronica and Logan in “Normal Is the Watchword”

Veronica

[making out with Logan] My dad is probably watching us through a telescope.

Logan

He's probably impressed with your virtue.

Veronica

[laughs] And the telescope is mounted on a rifle.

Logan

[Pauses, then looks up to where Keith is supposedly watching, with rifle, and holds up his hand, fingers spread] Five more minutes. [Veronica giggles] He should feel lucky. I mean, you could be out here with some pretty boy jerk just looking to get laid.

Veronica

Wait, what are you saying? You aren't pretty?

Logan

What I'm trying to say is that I'm in love with you.

Veronica

The things guys'll say to get past second base.