Spider-Man of Earth-12041 quotes from Ultimate Spider-Man

Thor

There is only one being in all the nine realms capable of such bewitchment.

The Wizard of Oz?

Thor

Stand back. The matters of Asgard are no place for oddly-dressed younglings.

Did he just call us "younglings"?

And "oddly-dressed"? Sam, maybe...

(about Mesmero) You were gonna kill him!

Sometimes, you have to go down to their level.

I can't... I just... it doesn't... aah!

Nick Fury

Huh? You got him speechless. Do you know how long I've waited for this moment?

(regarding the Venom sample in White Tiger's claw) Let me in the chem lab with this, and I'll whip up an anti-venom that'll save Harry once and for all!

Nova

"Anti-Venom"? How about an uncle Venom while you're at it? (everybody stares) oh, come on! "Uncle Venom"! that's gold!

Finally! I was starting to wonder how much damage it took to lure out a hero-shaped punching bag!

"Hero?" That's not a name I get called much. Now I'm gonna feel bad taking you down, Whirlwind!

And who are you supposed to be, anyway? Captain Cockroach? The Enemy Anenome? Crab Claw Clem?

I am a doctor!

You need a doctor! And a very elaborate straitjacket.

I... AM... NOT... INSANE! I am the twilight of your creeping existence!

Nope, nothing insane about that statement, mister.

"DOCTOR"!

Doctor? What, you got a PhD in squid arms? Hey, that's a good handle for you - "Doctor Octopus"! Catchy, huh?

[snarls angrily] Do not mock me!

This morning, I was on the verge of losing everything. Now I'm this close to proving my worth by the might of my own hand. [attacks Spider-Man with a buzzsaw on one tentacle]

Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call that a hand!

Nick Fury

[as a vision in a mirror] Told you not to go it alone.

This is the hall of mirrors, not the hall of life lessons.

Such a clever bug.

It's "arachnid." And you call yourself a doctor?

Anything that looks like magic is just science that we can't explain yet.

Iron Fist

Tell that to the Sorcerer Supreme.

I had a triple cheeseburger supreme once. Is he anything like that?

Nothing stops the Juggernaut!

Juggy, for being one of the world's most dangerous villains, you have one lame catchphrase!

I'm gonna squeeze the funny right out of ya!

I understand this is a shock to the system, but you will see how the world will be better off without Nick Fury's secrets and lies.

Nick Fury was a liar?

The worst kind.

Did he lie to you and tell you that outfit didn't make you look fat?

The Trapster's back and looking to even the score for the last time I put him away. Get ready for some lame glue jokes.

Well, well, well. Bug-Boy brought some buddies. No problem. Since our last tango, I've juiced up my glue tank to make sure this time, you really stick around.

See?

Someone call for a Wrecking Crew?

Nova

Someone call for...uh...uh...some people to stop a Wrecking Crew? (Silence)

Nice one, Laser-Brain.

Hulk

Hulk have no friends. Hulk always alone.

What about me?

Hulk

How bug friend? Hulk not even know who bug man is under bug mask.