Spider-Man of Earth-12041 quotes from Ultimate Spider-Man

(Last lines) So, I guess this is it. But there's no need to get all sappy. I thought once I became the Ultimate Spider-Man, that would mean my work was done. But far from it. This isn't the end, this is only the beginning.

I know you're out there, you wall-crawling menace! It is the duty of every New Yorker to report the actions of these masked miscreants; so listen up: As long as I, J. Jonah Jameson, the CEO of the Daily Bugle communications, won't rest until New York has seen the last of Spider-Man!

(First lines) And a good morning to you too, J. Jonah Loudmouth.

Flash Thompson

Spider-Man, Flash Thompson. I'm your biggest fan. Let me help, bro.

Definitely, "bro." (Opens locker door) Step in.

Flash Thompson

(Steps inside) Now what?

Wait for my signal. Jump out and we'll surround him. Remember: Wait for my signal. (Shuts door trying not to laugh, Spider-Man cheekily turns to audience) Immature, I know, but it felt SO GOOD!

You miserable little....

Ah, ah, language, Thundey! The kid's are watching.

(Points to Nova) I've already meet Captain Buckethead.

Nova

(Nova has a bucket over his head) Able to carry two buckets of water in a single... (Breaks the bucket) The name's Nova, creep.

"Nova Creep." Catchy.

(to Doctor Doom) Okay, so you can fire bolts. We're impressed. But can you surrender quietly, hmm?

You're not right in the head.

Iron Fist

I can hear its thoughts. They're, uh... They're... They're confused. Spider-Man, it... It wants you?

Little problem. I'm sort of planning being me for the rest of my life.

(about the symbiote) Don't touch it. It'll stick to you!

Power Man

Not if you touch it hard enough!

That went well!

Nova

Face it, Junior Stark: In THAT suit, you stink.

You can't control it. Clearly, it sustained some damage. (a piece of the Iron Spider suit has a damage mark on it)

You kiddin'? He never laid a glove on me.

He didn't have to. You're your own worst enemy in that thing.

You guys just don't get it, do you? Tony Stark built this for ME!

Nova

Yeah, well, ya sure picked him over us in a hurry, didn't ya?! Hey, why not be his sidekick from now on and quit messin' with our gig. (they turn to leave) We don't need you!

You're serious?

Power Man

Seems that way.

Iron Fist

You know, Stark became who he is because he followed his own path. Are you sure you're following yours?

Where'd ya get that from, a fortune cookie?

Power Man

Maybe you should hang back until you get the hang of that thing.

Jealous much?

Power Man

Afraid for my life is more like it.

(after Living Laser gets teleported) It disrupted his basic photonic structure, expanding it across several dimensions to a point where he can no longer control his physical form.

Iron Man

(landing) Pretty cool, huh?

Nova

So where do you think he ended up?

(shrug) I dunno. (Living Laser gets sent into the Super Hero Squad Show Universe, where that world's Avengers are)

What the heck?! (MSF Thor raises Mjölnir)

I say thee nay, vile villain!

Hulk

Hulk not fighting bugman. Bugman better get out of Hulk's way!

"Bugman?" Now that's just insulting! Spiders are not bugs!

Mary Jane Watson

We need help.

Help? Me? I'm Spider-Man! Just a minute. (whispers into communicator) Director Fury, it's Spider-Man. I need help. Send S.H.I.E.L.D. back-up.

Nick Fury

Nice to hear you admit it. But we're all hands against a destroyer-class threat in Jersey.

You can't just let Jersey go?

Hoo, boy! You think you may have some controls issues here or what?

I'm in complete control. I can do anything. I'm the best Spider-Man there is!

Well, that wouldn't be difficult. Believe me.

The trickster tricked...by a mortal?

Thor

He is no mere mortal. He is the man of spiders.

Close enough.