Thor quotes from Ultimate Spider-Man

The trickster tricked...by a mortal?

Thor

He is no mere mortal. He is the man of spiders.

Close enough.

Thor

There is only one being in all the nine realms capable of such bewitchment.

The Wizard of Oz?

Thor

Stand back. The matters of Asgard are no place for oddly-dressed younglings.

Did he just call us "younglings"?

And "oddly-dressed"? Sam, maybe...