(Dr. Otto Octavius is spying on Spider-Man as he swings by from the lab)
NONorman Osborn
Very, Octavius. More than ever, I'm convinced Spider-Man is the key to military superiority. Once I replicate his abilities, I'll mark it an army of spider enhanced Super-Soldiers to the highest bidder. Nick Fury is a fool to think that he can get Spider-Man to work for S.H.I.E.L.D. I prefer Spider-Man the way he is: Head-strong, undisciplined, easy to anger.
And easier to turn. I'll inform our remaining allies to begin Phase 2.
(after his bubble gets popped by Spider-Man) No! So...close!
I don't wanna toot my own horn....(laughs and turns to the camera) I said "toot". (back to a helpless Doc Ock)...but I just punked you, again! (his Spider Sense tingles) Spidey Sense? Okay, Doc. What else you got up your tentacle? (somebody tasers him from behind, pinning him to the floor. Spider-Man looks up to see...) Norman Osborn?! (he gets up) Wait, are you telling me in that "I Just Tased You, Bro" sorta way that you work for Doc Ock?
NONorman Osborn
Work for him!? Hardly! Otto is my employee. I hired him to obtain your DNA.
Didn't know you were such a fan, Norman. Couldn't I have just given you a signed autograph instead?
NONorman Osborn
Be silent! (he tasers Spider-Man again, causing him to scream in pain) Such power wasted on such a fool. I will put an end to better use than stopping petty crimes and cracking childish jokes. (he doesn't know that Doc Ock has slipped away) Imagine an unstoppable arachnid army under my control; I will crush the competition. Neither S.H.I.E.L.D. nor Stark will be able to challenge Oscorp Supremacy. That is the true use of power!
Well, when you put it that way.... (he screams as Osborn tasers him again)
NONorman Osborn
I've been following you for so long I know everything about you. I almost feel like we're family.
You have no idea. (Osborn goes to take off Spidey's mask, but Doc Ock injects him with Spider-Man's DNA) What did you do?
I've just given you everything you ever wanted, Norman. Consider this my resignation.
Doesn't pay to turn your back on anybody today. (he gets picked up by Doc Ock)
NONorman Osborn
(groans and pants heavily) Otto... why? After all I've done for you?
"For me"? (yells) "FOR ME"?!! You treated me like a slave! Destroyed my lab with me in it! And turned me into this. All you've done for me is give me pain!
Got a point there, Norman. Worst boss ever!
It's not use fighting it, Osborn.
NONorman Osborn
(he goes to grab Doc Ock, but collapses weakly) You... You've betrayed me.
You arrogant buffoon! If I had cracked the formula, don't you think I would've used it on myself? I've just injected you with a fusion of Venom's AND Spider-Man's DNA. If my calculations are correct, it should produce a most interesting result, only this time on that I control.
Looks like the grown-ups have some talking to do. I'm just gonna.... (he wriggles free and spins a web to escape, but is smacked about by Doc Ock) Ouch! That hurt.
D'you want to know the most delicious part, Osborn, you pompous half-wit? After all of your schemes of catching Spider-Man and stealing his DNA, you never realized he belonged to you all along. His powers are a product of Oscorp's technology! Although I have yet to discover how it happened, Spider-Man is your greatest accomplishment.
(groans in disgust, turns to the camera) Why do I suddenly feel so skeevy?
(he puts a shock collar on Osborn's neck and cackles) As an art form, revenge is nothing if not beautiful. Now, there's still a matter of finding out what makes you tick. Fortunately, I no longer need you alive for that. (he pins Spider-Man down and brings out a circular saw blade) In fact, dissection is desirable.
Sounds fun. Let me check my schedule. How 'bout never? That work for ya?
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