Nick Fury quotes from Ultimate Spider-Man

Nick Fury

All agents to the lab. Intruder is armed, extremely armed, and dangerous.

Agent Phil Coulson

Director Fury, I need the full power of SHIELD's legal team stat! We need to limit how much actual meat you need to legally call something "meatloaf". We can save the budget, man!

Nick Fury

Coulson, we need to talk priorities.

Nick Fury

Coulson, you have any idea where our teenage, heroes-in-training are?

Agent Phil Coulson

Sir, I'm in the middle of a crisis. This school's budget is a mess! I'm trimming the fat. No more doors on boy's bathroom stalls, rougher toilet paper - Hey, maybe SHIELD can donate...

Nick Fury

[Hangs up on him] Good Godfry, Coulson's gone native.

Mary Jane Watson

We need help.

Help? Me? I'm Spider-Man! Just a minute. (whispers into communicator) Director Fury, it's Spider-Man. I need help. Send S.H.I.E.L.D. back-up.

Nick Fury

Nice to hear you admit it. But we're all hands against a destroyer-class threat in Jersey.

You can't just let Jersey go?

(about Mesmero) You were gonna kill him!

Sometimes, you have to go down to their level.

I can't... I just... it doesn't... aah!

Nick Fury

Huh? You got him speechless. Do you know how long I've waited for this moment?

Nick Fury

[as a vision in a mirror] Told you not to go it alone.

This is the hall of mirrors, not the hall of life lessons.

Nick Fury

I'll give you this: You've got a lot of guts coming in here, trying to take me and my ship down.

Payback is a great motivator.

Nick Fury

Payback? I've never seen you before in my life.

Then I'll be your last memory!

Nick Fury

Whatever you do, don't let them in.

Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin! Oh, great, now I'm doing it...

Nova

[laughs] Spidey’s about to get 'pooled.

Nick Fury

Is Deadpool here? Did he take anything?

"Nick Fury"

You gotta get back into the simulation so our techs can bring you outta your induced coma safely.

So you're saying I'm asleep and this is all a dream?

"Nick Fury"

I could order you into the tube, but that would defeat the point of the test. So I'm asking you as my boss, as your mentor and, yes, as your friend.

Hard to argue with that. (he slowly proceed into the the tube, but stops half way, narrowing his eyes, confused) Wait! "As my friend?" (he turns to "Fury") Nick Fury would never say that. (he shrieks and widens his eyes as "Fury" attempts to force him into the tube) And how did I not notice your eye patch is on the wrong eye? (he blinds the impostor and flips over him)

"Nick Fury"

(ripping the webbing off his face) ARRRRGGGH!!!

(Spider-Man fires his tasers webs, swings the fake Fury and electrocutes him) Sorry about this, "Nick"! (the impostor begins to dissolve into a puddle of goop) No way! Nick Fury, a Synthezoid?!!