Spider-Man of Earth-12041 quotes from Ultimate Spider-Man

How ultimate is "ultimate"?

I mean, it's cool and all. But why do I need a motorcycle? I can get anywhere by "thwip thwip".

Oh yeah... I had it in camo mode. But then I couldn't find it...

Okay, I'll say it: we're doomed! (his logo jumps off his torso, screaming) Yeah, I went there.

He is so lovin' us right now.... Except you, Nova. (Nova scowls)

(to Venom) I'll only say this once without laughing: Let the jock go, stink-breath!

[to Venom] How about we compromise? I get my body on weekends and weekdays, you get it when I have to mow the lawn.

(after Wolverine dares Sabretooth to come for him despite he's not wearing the Spider-Man costume) I'm serious! I will wax you entirely!

Hey man, I'm the best there is at what I do... and I have no idea why I just said that.

(to the Beetle) For a guy who doesn't talk, you sure make a lot of racket!

Loki, come out here and face me like a man! Well, technically, you're a... and I'm a... Just show yourself!

(to Doctor Octopus) Love the new duds, Ock. Covering your face was a stroke of genius!

Just for the record, they haven't invented a word for how cool this armor is, so I'll invent one now. Iron Spider armor is swickedy-awestastic!

(to the camera) I'm Spider-Man, and at the moment, I'm slip-slidin' through a trans-dimensional wormhole. Eh! Safer than a New York taxi! My archenemy, the Goblin, is world-hopping, collecting DNA from every Spider-Man he can find. Don't know for what reason, but it can't be good. And these other worlds I've been... well, let's just say some of the other worlds are weird and some of the other worlds are wrong. Some of 'em are both weird AND wrong! One new world, dead ahead.

It took me a while to realize it, but I couldn't have become the Ultimate Spider-Man, until I learned how to be the Ultimate Peter Parker.