I hate it when she's smiles. It's so... metallic. but holes eat dirt
S1 E6Trust, Lust, and Must
Are you tired of sticking you finger down your throat? Now you can lose weight the easy way! Ask me how!
Animal rights versus fashion rights: just who is right?
S1 E7After Hours
The human piñata look may be all the rage in Queens, but in Soho they'll arrest you for crimes against humanity.
Betty [to Walter]: You're not a rock star. You play flute in a Jethro Tull tribute band.
Sofia [to Daniel]: You might forget which emaciated, half-naked woman to put on your cover. Oh, and your cover story, "10 Ways to Lose Thighs and Get Guys"? So empowering!
You must've had some weekend. A gay man bought you shoes. I peeked, and maybe tried them on.
drinking is my job on the highway while i eat shit
S1 E8Four Thanksgivings and a Funeral
I see I'm not the only one who's doing some last-minute Thanksgiving shopping.
A carton of cigarettes and vodka?
You have your tradition and I have mine.
Thanksgiving without family would be... Thursday.
I have to haul my well-toned ass to Schenectady, eat cranberry sauce in the shape of a can and tell my family all about my girlfriend who lives up in Canada.
This is the first time I've been to one of these parties sober. I used to always think there were twice as many people.
Trust me. If she had hidden cameras in here, I'd have been fired a long time ago.
S1 E9Lose the Boss
[Daniel wakes up in Betty's bed.]
And... where did you sleep?
In your arms!
What?
Just kidding! On the couch, downstairs.
Ah... good. I mean... uh... thanks.
Poor people are so cheap.
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