Gaz and Jonny in “Dresses Dresses Dresses”

Right, I'm gonna shove it in the hole, you catch what squirts out.

Don't use language like that, not in a male environment.

Jonny, d'you want some beer, or d'you want a big, fat smack?

[Sarcastically, in a 'Gay' voice] Well, it depends what you're gonna smack me with.