[Donna and Louise come out in their dresses.]
Donna
[reg. Janet] She's mad! What's her first dance going to be? "Agadoo?"
Louise
No, she'll choose something about Jonny, like "Johnny B Goode" or "Jilted John".
Donna
Ooh, that's clever!
Louise
...Or "Jonny Put Your Shoes Back On, You're Making Me Retch."
Donna
No, I don't know that one.
Louise
It's the one I hum to myself whenever I see him.
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