[Gaz is motivating Jonny to carry the large keg of "beer" as he can't carry it himself.]
It's bloody heavy! Have you never carried 40 pints?
Well, only in my bladder.
You take it the rest of the way.
I would but...
But what?
Well, I've...I've broke me arm [sic]
[Jonny looks at him skeptically]
Well, it's not broke, it's...
Well, use your other arm!
No way!
Why not?
'Cos it's the arm I use for pleasuring myself... and others.
Hey, I'll coach you, eh? ... Come on!
Christ. I'm only taking it as far as the garage.
[Drill Sergeant Style] Carrying beer's what Jon does best, hoo! hoo!
His keg's bigger than all the rest...
You twat.
[resuming his Drill Sergeant's chant] He may or may not be wearing a vest...
Oh, my God.
And now I'm going to think of Jo Guest,
Jo Guest, one, two,
Big Breasts, Three-four!
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