Well you called me, who do you think?
S4Drip
Berg!?
Yep... (Realizing and getting up) No!
I'm not in your apartment. Why would I be in your apartment? You know what happened here you uh, you started thinking about your ex-boyfriend Berg so you accidentally dialed me instead, you know...I understand. I'm more addictive than crack.
C'mon. It's not like I don't want to. But, I mean, y'know we've got to act responsible here. It's not like we're teenagers.
Are you making fun of my parents?
S4Rescue Me
(looking at his watch) What is taking the girls so long? I'm getting hungry.
Yeah, I know, It's almost 4:30, we have to be asleep by 7.
Where did you get that thing anyway?
I bought it, for my baby, so we can record our first christmas as husband and wife.
Isn't that sweet. (kisses Johnny)
How can you afford it?
Go on. Tell 'em honey.
I can't, I'm going to return it after the holidays.
(Lifting a glass) Here's to having a pulse.
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