I already have a tux.
Of course for the jukebox repairman awards.
S2Two Guys, a Girl and a Wedding
You’re right. I do have feelings for you. There are you happy?
I’m happy, I’m stunned, I’m shocked, I’m a walking festival.
It’s not that simple. The problem is I have a…
You have a what? A plane to catch? A rash?
No Berg, I have a boyfriend.
I say we chip in and get the night vision goggles.
Cause there’s nothing that says commitment and trust like surveillance equipment.
The real tragedy about all this is that tomorrow is the first day of Katie’s life without me.
Wasn’t that day four years ago after she dumped you?
S2Two Guys, a Girl and Oxford
You waltzed with her?
And a couple of tangos.
And she gave you money? Pete you’re a hooker!
Johnny is driving limos part time for some extra cash. It’s great, when he’s off duty we get to play ‘easy prom date.’
You make me feel, you make me feel…
Like dancing?
How can what you have with Justin be so real if he can stand to be away from you for five months when I can’t even stand to be away from you for five minutes.
Everybody's in love. You and Ashley, me and Johnny, Pete and his tricks.
Look at me, ok? I can't eat, I can't sleep. I'm a wreck. I mean, sure I still look good, but that's just genetics.
Ashley! Ashley!
ASAshley's neighbour
Will you shut up?
Do you mind? This is a private conversation.
S2Two Guys, a Girl and a Thanksgiving
Wow. Thanksgiving at my place.
Yeah. My sister makes a great Thanksgiving dinner, but I know yours is gonna be even better.
I have to cook?
(Yelling to them upstairs through the window) Hey Sharon, here's another new tradition, close your window!
S2Two Guys, a Girl and Graduation
I can't retake freshman English again!
Um Sharon, that's redundant. You don't need to say 'again' when you say 'retake.'
She is going to feel so bad...we must never let her forget this.
(chuckling) We never will.
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