I was at my Mother's.
S4Burning Down the House
Your mother's? What were you doing there?
Drinking
She's hard to take.
So, if I was to call her right now, she'd back up your story.
Who?
Your Mom?
What are you doing with my Mom's phone number?
S4Give Mommy a Kiss
(Reading the paper) Oh wow! Look at that. That stock that Ashley told us about has really gone down.
(Dropping a plate in shock) Damn it, these dishes...are slippery.
Thank god you were too chicken to buy more than one share. If it were up to me, I would have put all our money into that thing.
Yeah, that would have been pretty dumb. Dodged a bullet there.
Okay, I got to go to the store and get some coffee for the morning. Is there anything else that we need?
No. Just coffee...(stopping Sharon as she leaves) and get that cheap kind! cause that's my favourite.
Ashley, when you get home will you get down here...(moves to put the phone down but picks it up again) It's Johnny.
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