Wow, these are the blueprints to the original Fenway Park!
You know in real life it’s much bigger.
“Two Guys, a Girl and an Elective” · Season 2
In this episode: Berg (3), Pete (3), Sharon Carter (1)
So tell me, how are we going to work through these negative emotions?
Well I’m going to lunge at you and beat you to death with my sports broadcasting book.
If he’s so smart, why does it take him four days to fix a jukebox?
Cause every night when he goes home I break a different part.
And Lasasso dunks it! Just like a man!... (becomes uncomfortable) Of course, I don't mean to imply that women aren't as good as men, they're just slower!... It's like a handicap, but not a bad one! Hey, one day maybe we'll even have a woman president! We almost had a black president! (by this point Sharon is screaming at the radio for him to shut up while Berg is plastered right up against a window trying to get Pete to stop.)
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