Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place · Season 1
“Two Guys, a Girl and a Softball Team” · Season 1
In this episode: Sharon Carter (3), Berg (1), Pete (1), Bill (1)
Bill, if you sponsor us it will be great publicity for the pizza place.
Yeah, like the 1985 Beacon Street Little Cheeses.
But they made the headlines.
For being the first team in Little League history to lose every game. They were always drowning their sorrows in my free pizzas. They got so fat I had to drive them to the games in groups of three.
All right girls, let's hit the cages.
Oh, I don't feel like dancing.
The batting cages.
You expect me to play with a team of chicks?
Hey squirt, three of us play for Boston College.
I play for Florida State.
And I play the main stage at 'Topless Topless Topless'.
I have a dream...a dream where women are free to roam all fields, not just right...but center, left, and yes -- even shortshop.
Even pitcher?
Sorry, kitten -- that's man's work.
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