Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place · Season 1
“Two Guys, a Girl and an Apartment” · Season 1
In this episode: Berg (4), Sharon Carter (2), Pete (1)
So what am I supposed to do?
Yeah, Pete, I hope you and Melissa really gave some thought to how this is gonna affect Berg.
No, what am I supposed to do when I see her? Around the neighbourhood or at the pizza place. Do I like... hide behind a mailbox? Do I say 'Hello'? Do I try to trip her?
You say 'Hi' to her you big dummy. When she comes in to the pizza place you treat her like everybody else.
Yeah, you just screw up her order and give her the wrong change.
I'm leaning towards Max Larson.
No way! He lives with his mother and drives a van with no windows.
So? He likes his privacy.
Yes, because he's a serial killer!
How can you medical people go around playing fast and loose with something like estrogen? Well, I'm sorry I lied, but you gotta help me. I'm in a bad way. I'm taping Guiding Light, man!
You know Pete, nothing says "I Love You" like a pathetic lack of commitment.
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