Pete and Bill in “Two Guys, a Girl and a Softball Team”

Bill, if you sponsor us it will be great publicity for the pizza place.

Yeah, like the 1985 Beacon Street Little Cheeses.

But they made the headlines.

For being the first team in Little League history to lose every game. They were always drowning their sorrows in my free pizzas. They got so fat I had to drive them to the games in groups of three.