Who are you to tell me what I need?
I'm your doctor.
You're not well enough to be anyone's doctor.
Where do I meet this rebound girl?
I don't know. Sharon, where do guys meet you?
(to Pete) Where you going?
To the psychiatric ward. To find out why I'm friends with you.
Berg, what are we gonna do with two women that we've picked up in a bar?
Don't make me get my anatomy book.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.