I gotta pee. You mind, Judith?
Just try to hit the bowl this time.
Don't worry, I only miss when I've been drinking. [takes a swig of beer]
[leaving through the front door] I'll wait in the car.
[Charlie spots the two girls from before now sneaking out of the house, unseen by Judith and Alan]
Hey, Judith, is there surfing around here?
What're you talking about? We're 20 miles from the beach.
That's what I thought...I'm so proud of that kid!
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