[Alan & Charlie see a girl sneak out across Charlie's deck]
...Yours?
Alan, she's, like, 16.
Again I ask, hoping I won't be called to testify...yours?
No! She's coming from Jake's room.
Why would a girl be leaving Jake's room at 7 in the morning?
Why do you think??
Oh, come on, he's 16!
Not everybody waits until they're a junior in college, Alan.
Sophomore, and I still wasn't emotionally ready.
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