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Two and a Half Men · Season 8, Episode 1

Charlie and Berta in “Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud”

Berta: These pants were in the mailbox.

What the hell were they doing in the mailbox?!

I dunno; but there's postage on 'em.

Well I clearly had a plan at SOME point...

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