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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 10

Charlie and Alan in “Kissing Abraham Lincoln”

Charlie

And don't tell Berta she [Lydia] was here.

Alan

Fine. Just give me a heads up when you're lying.

Charlie

I'm always lying. I'll give you a heads up when I'm not. [leaves]

Alan

Yeah you're the smart one. Know how I know? The washing machine called and told me [sits on the couch]

[pause] Ooh high heels and cool whip! [excitedly rushes out the front door]

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