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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 10

Alan and Kandi in “Kissing Abraham Lincoln”

Alan

So you understand the situation?

Kandi

I think so. Now that we're not married anymore, you want to sell my condo.

Alan

No, no, it's-- it's our condo. I got it for us. Not the smartest thing I ever did, but my real estate advisor was my penis.

Kandi

Is that what they mean when they say the market's gone soft?

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