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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 10

Charlie in “Kissing Abraham Lincoln”

CharlieCharlie Sheen

We had fun last night, though, right?

Lydia [sarcastically]: Oh, terrific. What woman doesn't enjoy pleasing a man who falls asleep while he's in the middle of reciprocating?

Well, that explains why I dreamt I was kissing Abe Lincoln.

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