Alan
You're writing a report on The Taming of the Shrew, not The Voyages of Cap'n Crunch!
Jake
Too bad. I could write the crap out of that.
Alan
OK... [sighs] I'm not fooling around here. You are gonna finish this damn book and write the damn report, and you're gonna hand it in on Monday, spell-checked, formatted, and on freakin' time!
Jake
I have my doubts, Dad.
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