Alan
You're supposed to be finishing your report.
Jake
I know, but I can't find the book.
Alan
You're kidding! We-- we just bought it.
Jake
What can I say, Dad? It's a big house and a little book.
Alan
Find... the book.
Jake
I'm really tired.
Alan
Find... the book!
Jake
Just saying it won't make it happen.
[Charlie walks into the house]
Alan
FIND... THE... BOOK!
Jake [running]: Heads up! He's losing it.
Alan
I should have put frosting on the damn book! He's never lost anything with frosting on it!
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