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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 18

Charlie and Alan in “If My Hole Could Talk”

Charlie

I'll bet you're sorry you took all that LSD before you had him [Jake].

Alan

I never took any LSD!

Charlie

You might want to start telling people you did.

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