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S5 E16

Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 16

Alan and Charlie in “Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty”

[Charlie enters the house late at night. Alan is sitting in the living room.]

Alan

You were with her [Courtney], weren't you?

Charlie

What are you, my wife?

Alan

No, I'm the wedding planner.

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