[Alan and Charlie are in the ladies' restroom]
Charlie
What are you doing?
Alan
I'm here, I figure, what the hell?
Charlie
Just remember to put the seat back down.
Alan
It's a ladies' room. Why do they even go up?
Charlie
I don't know. It's a bigger target for broads who want to puke their dinner.
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