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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 16

Evelyn and Charlie in “Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty”

Evelyn

Courtney and your brother are helping me with the wedding arrangements.

Charlie

It's your fifth wedding, Mom. What do you need help with, besides remembering the groom's name?

Evelyn

You know, I'd cut him out of the will if I thought there was a chance he'd outlive me.

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