Evelyn
Courtney and your brother are helping me with the wedding arrangements.
Charlie
It's your fifth wedding, Mom. What do you need help with, besides remembering the groom's name?
Evelyn
You know, I'd cut him out of the will if I thought there was a chance he'd outlive me.
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