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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 4

Jake, Charlie and others in “City of Great Racks”

Jake

Hot girl at twelve o'clock.

Charlie

Where?

Jake

Over there.

Alan

That would be nine o'clock.

Jake

No, it's twelve. Actually, it's 12:05. Twelve-ish.

Charlie

You want to straighten him out, or should I?

Alan

Go ahead, take a swing.

Charlie

OK, the reason guys say "Hot girl at", like, "twelve o'clock" or "three o'clock" is to specify a location using the clock face as kind of a map.

Jake

What if you have a digital watch?

Charlie

First of all, you're not gonna meet any women if you're wearing a digital watch.

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