Jake
Hot girl at twelve o'clock.
Charlie
Where?
Jake
Over there.
Alan
That would be nine o'clock.
Jake
No, it's twelve. Actually, it's 12:05. Twelve-ish.
Charlie
You want to straighten him out, or should I?
Alan
Go ahead, take a swing.
Charlie
OK, the reason guys say "Hot girl at", like, "twelve o'clock" or "three o'clock" is to specify a location using the clock face as kind of a map.
Jake
What if you have a digital watch?
Charlie
First of all, you're not gonna meet any women if you're wearing a digital watch.
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