[Alan is naked besides a towel around his waist, and two clippers on his nipples]
Alan
Charlie?
Charlie
What?
Alan
I need your help.
Charlie
If you're doing the laundry, all I can say is you're doing it wrong.
Alan
No, no, the, uh, the lady I've been seeing, you know, uh, Linda's friend, Donna? Uh, she wants to, how shall we say, take it up a notch.
Charlie
Yeah, so?
Alan
I'm out of notches.
Charlie
Fine, what do you need?
Alan
A younger man's penis.
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