Evelyn
Teddy lives in Denver but he does a lot of business in L.A., so I helped him find a little pied-à-terre in Century City.
Jake
What's a "pied-à-terre"?
Evelyn
It's French for "a place to play hanky-panky with Grandma".
Alan and Charlie
Mom!
Evelyn
Oh, relax, it's not gonna scar him.
Alan
Yeah, but what about us?
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