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S4 E24

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 24

Evelyn and Alan and Charlie in “Prostitutes and Gelato”

Evelyn

As I said, Teddy's fine, but there are some areas in which he just... doesn't measure up... to Hugo.

Alan and Charlie

Oh, Mom!

Evelyn

It's the biggest I've ever seen. Makes it worth eating dinner at 3:30.

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